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Christmas Is Cancelled (Part 2)

by Mark In Hi-Fi

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The Claus Effect is BACK with another warning to all you suckas trying to spread your holiday spirit. Watch the music video here: vimeo.com/8346362

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Christmas is cancelled, yo it's gone for good
On December 25th we terrorizing your hood
We pawned off the reindeer we came here to spread fear
We're putting an end to all your christmas cheer!
Want us to ease up on you? Well I gotta say no, man
We'll melt your stupid face off like Frosty The Snowman
Not coming down the chimney, we're busting down front doors
Oh yes you know it's true we're the O.G. saboteurs

We're the gangsta santas, we're back
And this time around we're causing heart attacks
I'm Santa number one, about to end your fun
When it comes to ruining Christmas, can’t be outdone
I'm like Orville Redenbacher, you corn i'm gonna pop ya
Don't try to fake me out, i'm gonna block ya
Shock ya, rock ya, shishkabab ya
A pointy stick right through your head, you better see a doctor

Santa number two, yeah you know who
I'm not the kind of Santa that you want to bump into
You're lookin' way too happy this holiday season
I'm gonna end it now and I don't need no reason
I'll piss in your stocking, throw out all your presents
Chop up your body into itty bitty segments
Feed ‘em to my reindeer till they aint hungry anymore
Then i'll go do the same to the family next door

I'm Santa number three all up in this song
I'm gonna tape your mouth shut, so don't try to sing along
Your Christmas is over I came to destroy
Santa one does the killing, santa two a decoy
My job? In disguise, eat your cookies and pies
Take your office supplies and then i'll devise
Yet another plan to take all I can
Then i'll jump out your window just like a stunt man

I got a word or two for you and your crew
To your family and friends you better bid a fond adieu
I'll make you eat fondue with a gigantic kangaroo
Tie some bricks up to your shoes and throw you into a pool
Then i'll pull you out and in your eyes i'll rub in shampoo
And i'll leave you out in the cold so you can catch the flu
Swine Flu! Swine Flu! Swine Flu!
Achoo! Yeah, it's comin' for you sucka!

Christmas is cancelled, yo it's gone for good
On December 25th we terrorizing your hood
We pawned off the reindeer we came here to spread fear
We're putting an end to all your christmas cheer!
Want us to ease up on you? Well I gotta say no, man
We'll melt your stupid face off like Frosty The Snowman
Not coming down the chimney, we're busting down front doors
Oh yes you know it's true we're the O.G. saboteurs

I owe a couple hundred grand to my bookie
I don't think he's gonna let me pay with milk and cookies
I got 'em stockpiled after years and years
I keep 'em next to my jars of children's tears
I make 'em scream and cry and then I fly away
On a motherfuckin' one horse open sleigh
I come back a year later, do it over again
Making kids cry is my moment of zen

If you wanna knuckle up i'm putting you in a hearse
I'm gonna make you curse, make you go berserk
I run this fuckin' enterprise like Captain Kirk
Through rain, sleet and snow I put my elves to work
It's a full fledged sweatshop up at the North Pole
But Christmas is cancelled, HARDEY HO HO HO!
What I did to my elves, man, this really aint a shocker
They’re Oompa Loompas now, I sold ‘em off to Willy Wonka

Whoop Whoop! That's the sound of the Police
I didn't leave no presents all up under your trees
I left my fecal matter with a little bit of splatter
And it doesn't even matter that I didn't clean up after
You gotta see your face, man you're looking so forlorn
I thought you'd enjoy picking out the bits of corn
While it's stinking up your home, i’ll beat you black and bluish
I’ll bet your wishing now that your family was Jewish (Shalom!)

We're gonna kidnap your mother, kidnap your father
Kidnap your cousins and your sister and your brother
We'll feed 'em to some zombies, some reindeer zombies
That's right, I said reindeer zombies
Gonna wrap it up now, another year gone
We'll be back next December with a brand new song
With a little less love and a little less affection
If I were you i'd file for witness protection

Christmas is cancelled, yo it's gone for good
On December 25th we terrorizing your hood
We pawned off the reindeer we came here to spread fear
We're putting an end to all your christmas cheer!
Want us to ease up on you? Well I gotta say no, man
We'll melt your stupid face off like Frosty The Snowman
Not coming down the chimney, we're busting down front doors
Oh yes you know it's true we're the O.G. saboteurs

REEEMMIXX!! Christmas is cancelled, yes y’all you know it’s true
We’re not Maroon 5, 311, B52’s
Santas 1, 2 and 3 - Gangsta Santas - We guarantee
To bring you lots of pain, pop you like some champagne
We’re gonna ruin your whole day with our Christmas soiree
You better watch out yo, you better not cry
You better not pout and i’m tellin you why
Cuz i’m gonna kill you.. I’m gonna kill you, kill you, kill you

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released December 23, 2009

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